Guy Who Likes Geography

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hey, my name is Jeffrey (they/he) but if you called me Sitrus I wouldn’t mind

I’m a 20 year old student at Castelia University studying Regional Geography and cartography. I work at Shopping Mall 9 as the PR manager and a part-time cashier (which means i also run @unova-shopping-mall-9)

I have 2 pokemon: Octavius, a Wingull, (who is technically named Oswald Jr). and Benedict, a Petilil, aka my son <3

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uncle-dusknoir
uncle-dusknoir

old school poll time. if YOU had to make an evil team, what would the goal be? mind would be to eliminate one very specific runerigus

sitrus-berry-tea

similar to team aqua but instead of flooding the world I want to replace all of downtown castelia (and probably other financial hubs) with just overrun plants. let them grow and tear down capitalism. add some marshes and swamps for variety

I would love to lie in a bog and never work retail again sitrus rambles pkmn irl ask game
pkmnsciencej
frommyarcphone

WAIT THERE ARE PEOPLE ONE HERE???

- Sent from my Arc Phone

fox-poke-fanatic

Yes. And at least half of them are time travelers.

orionadventure

Time travelers, nutjobs, terrorists, mad scientists, actual legendaries...there's a lot.

time4krabby

i raise krabby

the-koiking-pond

I take care of magikarp.

poke-entomology

I give bees vitamins

who-hoot

I travel

coldwisped

I don't know what I do tbh.

pkmnsciencej

I watch out for microbes

sitrus-berry-tea

I work at a department store

sitrus rambles pkmn irl
pokeformersam
pokeformersam

I have met some grass type Pokémon trainers that go: ‘this is my Venusaur named Vineyard. I hatched him from an egg. His flora gets steamed for 3 hours a day and watered at 11.52pm. If I miss it by the minute or use tap water they will wilt, die and Vineyard will scream. I was on a waiting list for 4 years to get him and he cost me an arm, a leg and my first born child. I will die for Vineyard.’

And others are very much: this is my oddish trashheap I found her behind a pokemart eating apple cores. I water her maybe once in a while with water left over from the washing up. I will die for trashheap.

''this is Benedict my Petilil he only drinks water from my cups and eats from the neighbor's berry garden. he will get me evicted one day'' sitrus rambles pkmn irl
cosmospkmn
sneasedtomeetyou

Pokéblr Ask Game

General Questions 1-20, Pokémon Specific Questions 21-40

  1. What region are you from? What town? 
  2. What’s your Unovan horoscope? 
  3. Have you visited other regions?
  4. What region would you most like to visit if ever given the chance?
  5. Thoughts on the legendaries of your home region?
  6. Thoughts on the legendaries of another region?
  7. If you were a gym leader, what kind of gym would you run? If you are already a gym leader or gym trainer, what’s your gym like?
  8. Which do you prefer, competitive battling or battling for fun?
  9. What type of battle strategy do you tend to use with your Pokémon? If you do contests or something else with your Pokémon, what is your preferred approach to that?
  10. Favorite Pokémon League champion?
  11. Favorite gym leader?
  12. Give us a random celebrity (gym leader, tv personality, musician, etc.) you can’t stand and why.
  13. Thoughts on your home region’s Pokémon League?
  14. Weirdest recent local news story?
  15. If you had to pick a Pokémon to represent you, what Pokémon would you pick? 
  16. Favorite evolutionary stone?
  17. Do you prefer to hand decorate your Pokéballs? Do you have a preference for any specialty Pokéballs?
  18. Do you think Rock and Ground are distinctly different Pokémon types, or largely the same and incorrectly categorized? 
  19. Do you think Grass and Bug are distinctly different Pokémon types, or largely the same and incorrectly categorized? 
  20. Do you think Water and Ice are distinctly different Pokémon types, or largely the same and incorrectly categorized? 
  21. Do your Pokémon wear any fun accessories?
  22. Does your Pokémon have a favorite item?
  23. Do your Pokémon battle? 
  24. Would you ever enter one of your Pokémon in a contest? Which one?
  25. What type of food do your Pokémon prefer? What flavors?
  26. Pokéblocks, Poké Puffs, Poffins, Poké Beans, Curry, or Sandwiches?
  27. Who was your first Pokémon? How did you get them? How long have you had them?
  28. What is your most recently obtained Pokémon? 
  29. What is your favorite Pokémon type? 
  30. What is your least favorite Pokémon type?
  31. If you could have any Pokémon in the world to add to your team, what Pokémon would it be?
  32. Have you encountered any rare or unusual Pokémon?
  33. Have any of your Pokémon evolved? If so, what was in your opinion the most difficult one to evolve? 
  34. Do you have a Pokémon that refuses to evolve?
  35. Did any of your Pokémon have temperament issues when they first evolved? How did you handle it?
  36. Which Pokémon took you the longest to bond with?
  37. Do you have a naming convention for your Pokémon?
  38. What Pokémon did you grow up thinking was rare only to find out they’re common elsewhere?
  39. Do you and your Pokémon have any badges or contest ribbons? Which one are you most proud of?
  40. Favorite thing about your partner Pokémon?
pkmnsciencej

Anonymous asked:

Atleast your not galarian 💖

pidovelove answered:

It could be worse I could be galarian. Galar Kalos and Unova the hell trio of places to be from online

pidovelove

I am sorry to Unovans but many of you are deeply, deeply annoying

fox-poke-fanatic

I, uh, had a reaction gif for this but I already used up my reaction gif quota (translation: I lost it and am too lazy to look it up) so just imagine the appropriate gif here.

touya-san

At least im not Kalosian

pidovelove

And we've come full circle

every day I wake up and thank arceus I'm not kalosian sitrus rambles